telvision comercials lie.

On the way to teach pregnant mama’s yoga I met a smelly man walking and eating a soggy drippy burger. Drippy out of the paper it was wrapped in and out of his nearly toothless mouth. He smelled like pee.

him: do you watch commercials?

me: i don’t own a tv.

him: (eyes bulging mouth open larger to drop white sauce on his shirt) you don’t own a tv?

me: i don’t.

him: (eyes bulging mouth open larger to drop white sauce on his shirt) you don’t own a t.v?

me: no, i don’t own a t.v.

him: um, this burger is from there (he points at jack-in-the-box). it does not look like the one on the tv. it does not taste like food. it tastes like shit, it looks like shit (he takes another soggy bite) and it was not a good value. the commercial lied. the commercial lied. you don’t have a tv.

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~ by asmallfryup on November 4, 2009.

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